人生過程精彩才是重點

 作者  umimuda (烏米豚)                                            看板  joke
 標題  [ＸＤ] 婚前婚後經典的對白
 時間  Wed Jul  4 23:07:18 2007
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<結婚前> 由上往下看↓：
                                                                               
他：太好了！我期盼的日子終於來臨了！我都等不及了！
                                                                               
她：我可以反悔嗎？
                                                                               
他：不，你甚至想都別想！
                                                                               
她：你愛我嗎？
                                                                               
他：當然！
                                                                               
她：你會背叛我嗎?
                                                                               
他：不會，你怎麼會有這種想法？
                                                                               
她：你可以吻我一下嗎？
他：當然，決不可能只有一下！
                                                                               
她：你有可能打我嗎？
                                                                               
他：永遠不可能！
                                                                               
她：我能相信你嗎？
                                                                               
<結婚後> 從下往上看↑