人生過程精彩才是重點

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作者: archaeogirl (愛奇可兒) 看板: StupidClown
標題: [無言] 我詐騙了詐騙集團一百元...
時間: Mon Oct  8 19:46:24 2007
                                                                               
                                                                               
上次有電話打來:
                                                                               
某女士: "小姐,請問您有辦理信用卡分期繳費嗎?因為帳款發生一些問題...bla blah"
                                                                               
(心想,這一定是詐騙集團,因為我窮到連信用卡都沒辦  囧)
                                                                               
我: "喔,有耶,怎麼了?怎麼了? 有什麼錯嗎?"
                                                                               
女士: "照這個狀況來看,只要您將下次帳款兩千兩百元現在轉入我們特約帳戶,就可以解決了"
                                                                               
我:"哇,我剛好在郵局排隊要領錢,妳直接給我帳戶好嗎?我現在轉!"
                                                                               
女士很高興: "好啊好啊! 那局號是..."
                                                                               
我: "可是現在詐騙集團很多耶,不然這樣好了,妳先轉100元到我的帳戶可以嗎?
    等我明天確定真的有入帳,再連款項加上一百元共兩千三,轉過去可以嗎?
    我真的很怕碰到詐騙集團捏,
    因為如果是詐騙集團的話,不可能先給我一百元證明自己是不是詐騙集團呀~"
                                                                               
                                                                               
女士: "好!小姐您放心,我不是詐騙集團啦! 馬上轉給您!"
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
隔天下午我去刷存摺  唷  真的有一百元入帳
                                                                               
                                                                               
電話來了
                                                                               
女士: "小姐,請問收到100了嗎? 我們真的不是詐騙集團啦"
                                                                               
我: "謝謝喔,其實我是~"