人生過程精彩才是重點

 作者  l83isman (中華男兒)                                          看板  sex
 標題  Re: [新聞] 32歲初戀  女師遭情郎騙3000萬
 時間  Fri Oct  5 12:29:54 2007
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宅宅小時候
                                                                               
爸媽就跟他說
                                                                               
考上好高中再來交女友
                                                                               
上好高中後 爸媽說 高中都還只是小孩子 不成熟
                                                                               
考上好大學再來交女友
                                                                               
考上好大學後 爸媽說 大學生還沒出社會 交了也只是玩玩而已
                                                                               
出社會當兵完後再來交女友
                                                                               
上研所後 研所的學長說 "啊我女友大學就認識啦 交4年了"
                                                                               
當兵後 才發現 全連只有自己是處男Q_Q
                                                                               
出社會後 爸媽說 剛出社會薪水不穩 等升上主管後交的女友才是真的
                                                                               
升上主管後
                                                                               

爸媽:我知道有一批越南新娘很便宜的啊!!