人生過程精彩才是重點

(馬謖臨行前)
                                                                               
諸葛亮:帶兵打仗有三大禁忌---第一,不能用來賺錢玩樂.第二,不能用來姦淫婦女.
                                                                               
馬謖:男人呢?
                                                                               
諸葛亮:男人可以.
                                                                               
馬謖:喔~還好我沒有…
                                                                               
諸葛亮:第三,未收兵前不能罵髒話,禁忌一犯,士氣全失.由於你的軍隊是我調給你的,
                                                                               
所以如果你犯了禁忌,連我也會遭殃…
                                                                               
(到了街亭)
                                                                               
司馬懿:低處打不打得過制高點啊?
                                                                               
馬謖:低處打得過得過制高點!那除非妳老媽變成了兔子。
                                                                               
司馬懿:那低處再加上十五萬大軍包圍打不打得過呀。
                                                                               
馬謖:…
                                                                               
司馬懿:我老媽不僅會變成兔子，還會和你老爸結婚生子，生出你這不聽話的兒子。
                                                                               
馬謖:你們這些個混帳王八蛋!
                                                                               
司馬懿:喔!沒收功就罵髒話~
                                                                               
(蜀軍全軍覆沒)
                                                                               
(西城前)
                                                                               
諸葛亮:(這是中國古兵法的最高境界,心理戰術.)
                                                                               
(從剛剛開始我們盡量吃喝玩樂,玩的愈高興司馬懿就愈懷疑.)
                                                                               
(一早上的鋪排下來,再加上所有城門都開著,我保證這一戰司馬懿絕對不敢靠近你.)
                                                                               
(如果這一戰過得了關,他一定心浮氣躁,以後在五丈原我再將心理戰術昇華.)
                                                                               
(嚇死他!)
                                                                               
司馬昭:…(準備動手)
                                                                               
司馬懿:敵不動,我不動…
                                                                               
司馬懿：你以為躲起來就找不到你了嗎？沒有用的！像你這樣出色的男人，無論在什麼地方，都像漆黑中的螢火蟲一樣，那樣的鮮明，那樣的出?。你那憂鬱的眼神，稀噓的
鬍渣子，神乎其神的兵法，和那杯Dry Martine，都深深地迷住了我。不過，雖然這是
這樣的出色，但是行有行規，無論怎樣你要排好打仗的陣勢呀，打仗不用出兵嗎？
                                                                               
諸葛亮：我以為憑我們的交情，可以講點感情，沒想到還是一場戰爭。
                                                                               
司馬懿：講感情也要出兵的。
                                                                               
諸葛亮：瞭解，不過有的話早就給你啦。最近流行募兵，根本沒什麼兵源，我看這樣吧，
                                                                               
隨便拿點三星蔥回來就算抵我的保護費吧。
                                                                               
司馬懿：你有種，山水有路逢。
                                                                               
諸葛亮：有興趣今天晚上老地方相度啊。
                                                                               
司馬懿：去你娘的。
                                                                               
諸葛亮：厲害呀，我省回啦。
                                                                               
司馬昭： 老爸，那個種三星蔥的不打仗，我幫你找人把他砍了。
                                                                               
司馬懿：算了，不管怎麼說，他始終是我心目中獨一無二、風度翩翩的臥龍先生。
                                                                               
(馬謖僥倖不死)
                                                                               
馬謖:…
                                                                               
諸葛亮:…
                                                                               
(諸葛亮充分表現出一個被屬下晃點的長官的那份唏噓和坎坷.)
                                                                               
(不論在眼神、動作、表情以至於行為方面，他都演得絲絲入扣，入木三分.)
                                                                               
(尤其是後面她砍掉那顆頭的動作.)
                                                                               
(更加能夠表現出後現代主義和對這個社會的強烈控訴.)
                                                                               
(我們再來看看他是如何砍掉那顆頭的......他砍了！他砍了！)