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作者: blackgremma (黑色肉球滾滾滾) 看板: Hate
標題: [狂按] 好朋友來了
時間: Tue Feb 21 21:34:12 2006
                                                                               
                                                                               
話說  我今天去家教的時候
                                                                               
上課上的正高興
                                                                               
突然  我有股不祥的預感
                                                                               
按  我好朋友居然來了
                                                                               
這時候  我只好跟家教的死小子拜託
                                                                               
我問他  ㄟ 你姐姐在不在
                                                                               
他告訴我在阿  問我要幹嘛
                                                                               
我跟他說   可以幫我叫一下你姐嗎?
                                                                               
他說他姐在樓上洗澡
                                                                               
我只好很丟臉的跟他說 你可以去幫我跟你姐借一下衛生棉嗎?
                                                                               
我好朋友來了
                                                                               
誰知道那死小子居然直接在一樓對他在三樓的姐姐大叫
                                                                               
姐      你有沒有衛生棉    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~
                                                                               
                                                                               
他爸突然在樓上大喊
                                                                               
你要衛生棉按嘛   給我好好上英文課
                                                                               
按    他叫姐姐  那爸爸是回個鵰                                                                               
他又繼續大喊     喔   哪個英文老師大姨媽來了啦
                                                                               
我已經呈完全羞愧狀態了
                                                                               
誰知道他爸繼續喊   啥  他大姨媽來我們家幹嘛
                                                                               
按     話說  這位家長  你都生了兩個小孩了
                                                                               
有必要這樣嗎??
                                                                               
於是  我的家教學生繼續在樓下大喊
                                                                               
不是啦     英文老師月經來了~~~ 血崩沒帶衛生棉啦~~~
                                                                               
                                                                               
英文老師月經來了~~~ 血崩沒帶衛生棉啦~~~英文老師月經來了~~~ 血崩沒帶衛生棉啦~~~
英文老師月經來了~~~ 血崩沒帶衛生棉啦~~~英文老師月經來了~~~ 血崩沒帶衛生棉啦~~~
英文老師月經來了~~~ 血崩沒帶衛生棉啦~~~英文老師月經來了~~~ 血崩沒帶衛生棉啦~~~
英文老師月經來了~~~ 血崩沒帶衛生棉啦~~~英文老師月經來了~~~ 血崩沒帶衛生棉啦~~~
英文老師月經來了~~~ 血崩沒帶衛生棉啦~~~英文老師月經來了~~~ 血崩沒帶衛生棉啦~~~
英文老師月經來了~~~ 血崩沒帶衛生棉啦~~~英文老師月經來了~~~ 血崩沒帶衛生棉啦~~~
                                                           
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
在那個模門特   我覺得超心碎的  我的形象   我的氣質
                                                                               

                                                                               
過了30秒  他爸下來了  手上拿了一大包衛生棉和嘴角憋著的笑意
                                                                               
跟我說  老師   那個整包給你啦
                                                                               
在我完成了阻止血崩的行動之後   我很冷靜的繼續上完課
                                                                               
騎車回家的路上    街燈突然變的很迷濛
                                                                               
包包裏裝著爸爸給我的衛生棉   我的心裏有股淡淡的哀傷
                                                                               
                                                                               
按       不過就是好朋友來了
                                                                               
有必要要這樣從三樓喊到一樓   一樓喊到三樓嗎??
                                                                               
                                                                               
按~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~為什麼啥時不來 家教的時候來
                                                                               
按  為啥別人好朋友來 有小豬去屈X氏幫忙買棉棉
                                                                               
還送馬克杯   我卻是拿著那大聲吶喊出來的一大包衛生棉
                                                                               
跟滿腔的羞恥呢??????
                                                                               
                                                                               
按~~~~~~~~~~~~~是血崩個鵰啦
                                                                               
                                                                               
我家教生涯中的汙點阿    按  ~~~~~~~~~~~~好朋友  你哪裡好了啦
                                                                               
阿~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~糙你媽個b阿~~~~~~

                                        
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