人生過程精彩才是重點

                                                                               
這是我某天與一個新朋友在網路上的對話
                                                                               
『夜來襄，妳說妳教音樂，是哪方面？』朋友問
                                                                               
『就平時交肛琴，禮拜六日在教會工作...』我答
                                                                               
『妳..妳..是說教鋼琴嗎?』對方有點遲疑
                                                                               
『對阿...』我說
                                                                               
『喔..那~在教會是在做什麼工作阿？』對方又問
                                                                               
『就袋屍斑，領屍之類的...』我回答
                                                                               
『對....對不起.....妳...妳是說...帶......帶詩班...領詩是嗎?』
對方語氣有點怪怪的
(唉呦妖壽...怎麼沒檢查就送出，幸好對方對教會還有點認知)
                                                        

                                                                               
『呵呵~對阿對阿~不好意思打錯字...』我很不好意思地回
                                                                               
『哈....沒關係的，我懂。那妳在教會工作很已經久囉？』對方又問
                                                                               
『其實我是這一年半才開始焦屍斑的.......以前是做行政方面的事』我仔細算算這樣告
訴他
                                                                               
『ㄟ.......』對方
(見鬼了.......這是葬儀社輸入法嗎?)
                                                                               
『呵呵~我是說這一年半開始教詩班，以前是當幹事.....』我趕緊解釋
                                                                               
『沒..沒關係....我了解。那~聊聊妳的興趣吧，妳平時喜歡做什麼？』對方問
                                                                               
『我啊？最多時候就看VCD囉！』我說
                                                                               
『這樣啊？我也是耶！那你會喜歡韓劇嗎？最近很熱門喔，還是比較喜歡西洋
的？』對方問
                                                                               
『含巨根吸陽具一樣插進，我都不喜歡。』我回
(啊啊啊.....來不及了....又按ENTER太快了....)
                         

                                                                               
『對不起...我是說...韓劇跟西洋劇一樣差勁，我都不喜歡啦...』我連忙
解釋企圖挽回(
我看現在代誌大條了，我的慾女形象毀於一旦，又來了....是玉女才對)
                                                                               
『................』對方
(我想.....他已經嚇昏了吧)
                                                                               
                                                                               
萎軟(...又錯)微軟新注音真的很雞婆耶!!