人生過程精彩才是重點

作者  Burdened (雨中點菸...)                                      看板  joke
 標題  Re: [轉錄][超幹] 幹  小穴妹
 時間  Sun Mar  9 11:34:32 2008
 

 MSN 三大慘案之一
  靠背  剛剛在跟我的學妹MSN時候
  學妹 學長   晚安呀^^
  我 恩晚安阿我的小穴妹
                                             ^^^^^^^^
  穴妹 ..............................
  幹幹幹，學妹打成穴妹    有沒有這麼機掰呀
  這個案例告訴我們..當然有這種機掰! (誤..)
                                                                               
  MSN 三大慘案之二
                                                                               
  靠背 之前在跟我的正妹學妹MSN的時候...

                                                                               
  學妹  有一家義大利麵好像不錯耶~
                                                                               
  學長  是喔 你喜酣嗎
                                                                               
  學妹 已經離線...
                                                                               
  (這個案例告訴我們, 新注音使用者 打"歡"的時候 請小心不要漏掉ㄨ...)
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
  MSN 三大慘案之三...
                                                                               
                                                                               
  好不容易終於要到一個想追的正妹的MSN
                                                                               
  但是她超少上線.......
                                                                               
  苦等了幾個禮拜...想要把她刪了
                                                                               
  有一天右下角突然顯示她的帳號登入!
                                                                               
  終於等到她.........  我對她說..

                                                                              
                                                                               
   "我都幹不到妳"
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   囧 正妹再也沒有上線了......................................
                                                                               
   這個案例告訴我們...新注音使用者 真的要小心...
   ㄎ就在ㄍ的下面................
                                                                               
                                                                               
　　(以上皆為板友真實案件 XD)