人生過程精彩才是重點

                                                                               
我每個禮拜都會到髮廳去保養頭髮...
                                                                               
昨天也不例外,善待自己..比愛別人更重要!..
                                                                               
踏入髮廳..優雅的音樂輕柔的燈光..
                                                                               
我躺在棉花般的椅子上享受來自頭皮傳送來的快感..
                                                                               
..((叮咚)).....
                                                                               
進來的一位客人...
                                                                               
大約在60歲穿著胸前寫有-八卦山-的花襯衫..
                                                                               
大大的耳朵,灰白的頭髮臉色非常的紅..看來是喝了點酒..
                                                                               
坐在我的右邊位子...我們相視一笑....
                                                                               
設計師溫柔親切地問...設計師:大哥!你要怎麼剪啊?
                                                                               
那位大哥不講話.拿出皮夾緩緩的遞給設計師說..:我要剪跟他一樣...
                                                                               
設計師接過照片...我從鏡子裡看見設計師的眼睛瞪的大大的....
                                                                               
設計師:你真的?要剪跟他一樣?
                                                                               
大哥(肯定)點頭:對！
                                                                               
設計師：那頭髮要全部染黑喔。
                                                                               
大哥：沒問題啊!我明天要參加活動。
                                                                               
大哥：我還要穿跟他一樣的衣服呢！（說完自己不好意思大笑了幾聲）
                                                                               
設計助理向設計師（貼耳）細語：大概是去參加ＣＯＳＰＬＡＹ(模仿秀)吧？
                                                                               
設計師：嗯~有可能。
                                                                               
設計師：眉毛也要修的跟照片一樣嗎？
                                                                               
大哥：眉毛也要修？那好~~也順便。
                                                                               
接下來工程開始進行了。
                                                                               
老伯開始睡起覺來。
                                                                               
鏡子裡~~我看見老伯的頭髮開始出現了造型。
                                                                               
設計師及助理的臉色變得越來越凝重。
                                                                               
於是到了染髮的階段了。
                                                                               
染成黑色以後,看著鏡子裡的老伯,剎時我有一種似曾相識的感覺。
                                                                               
眉毛也快修好了。
                                                                               
我看見助理在老伯後面雙手合十膜拜。
                                                                               
設計師邊修邊唸著阿彌佗佛。
                                                                               
音樂放起了大悲咒。～南～無～觀～世～音～菩～薩～
                                                                               
我視線模糊。開始眼淚盈眶~是的!我受感動了。
                                                                               
鏡子前的老伯~~~不就是！南無救苦救難觀世音菩薩嘛！（男版）
                                                                               
設計師最後在老伯頭上放了一朵紅色小花。
                                                                               
設計師╱助理：好了！
                                                                               
老伯緩緩地張開眼睛。
                                                                               
老伯：嚇！.......Ｘ！！這係啥小頭(台語)！
                                                                               
設計師拿起照片：跟這張照片一樣啊？
                                                                               
老伯：這樣哪有像馬英九！
                                                                               
設計師：馬英九？　
                                                                               
你拿給我們的是這張照片耶？
                                                                               
老伯拿出皮夾~卻發現馬市長的照片還在皮夾裡
                                                                               
到底老伯給的照片是？
                                                                               
老伯搶回照片一看。
                                                                               
照片~~~~阿彌佗佛!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                                                                               
老伯：阿彌脫拉庫咧！！哇~~~拿錯張啦 ！
                                                                               
設計師╱助理：我們以為你明天要去ＣＯＳＰＬＡＹ(模仿秀)。
                                                                               
老伯：我?是要去參加孫子的畢業典禮啦！
                                                                               
老伯：這下子我怎麼去啦。
                                                                               
我：你可以去參加南洋大海嘯招魂大典!!